QUESTION AND ANSWER JOKES

QUESTION AND ANSWER JOKES

Question jokes with gerund for the book.

Q: Why do most women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?
A: Because most men are stupid but few are blind.


Q: What's the best thing about having / being ...? 
A: 


Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!

Q. What gets wet with drying?A : A towel

Q: What do diapers and Politicians have in common?
A: They both need changing regularly - for exactly the same reason.



Q: Join these two sentences: I was riding to school. I saw a dead body.
The answer is very funny: I saw a dead body riding to school. (participle)


Q: What do you call a woman who prides herself in knowing where her husband is all the time?
A widow

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